Sunday, September 15, 2013

No pictures please

We are trying to make headway with the potty training and J has been showing interest which is important. He watches me stand at the urinal and wonders what's happening, he watches me on the pot and knows to hold his nose. But today he made serious progress. Now don't go and tell the neighbors, but this afternoon, he was running across the pool deck, back and forth, back and forth totally naked as he always does. Periodically stopping, spreading his legs and taking a wee. What we didn't expect twice was a slight squat and then to see poo start to oozing from his bum. Now to give the little guy credit, he was a bit bunged up, not having shat for two days. But right there, for no one but mummy and me to see, he squatted and pushed one out.

I Immediately grab him, confused as to where to go, ran him over to the wall to hang his bum over the side but thought he might shit on the neighbors balcony directly below. So I tried to stick his ass in a potted plant but realized he didn't fit through the branches. Finally the misses says, take him to the bathroom and sit him on the pot. Duh! So I run him to the bathroom, shit still poking out like a turtle's head, stick his bare butt on the pot and he drops his first turd burger in the bowl.

Little did I know later he would actually lay a full log alongside the pool and we would again be heading to the pot with the remaining turtle poo sticking out. 

Overall a very successful potty training day for the Josh-man. 

We're getting there mate. 

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