I told you, buy low and sell high

Our J man telling it like it is. 

A special note to our son Josh

This video depicts our son Josh day in and day out at the age of 19 mos.

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What's this soccer crap?

Every Sunday we take Josh to Kiddy Kicks soccer. But he's really not that into it. He's supposed to run across a fake field and pick up fake bowls of ice cream and return them to the coach's bag. The whole time you can just tell Josh is saying to himself, "this chasing a ball shit is for dogs, now the whistle that guy is blowing is a different thing all together.  How do I get one of those?"

Choice

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

No pictures please

We are trying to make headway with the potty training and J has been showing interest which is important. He watches me stand at the urinal and wonders what's happening, he watches me on the pot and knows to hold his nose. But today he made serious progress. Now don't go and tell the neighbors, but this afternoon, he was running across the pool deck, back and forth, back and forth totally naked as he always does. Periodically stopping, spreading his legs and taking a wee. What we didn't expect twice was a slight squat and then to see poo start to oozing from his bum. Now to give the little guy credit, he was a bit bunged up, not having shat for two days. But right there, for no one but mummy and me to see, he squatted and pushed one out.

I Immediately grab him, confused as to where to go, ran him over to the wall to hang his bum over the side but thought he might shit on the neighbors balcony directly below. So I tried to stick his ass in a potted plant but realized he didn't fit through the branches. Finally the misses says, take him to the bathroom and sit him on the pot. Duh! So I run him to the bathroom, shit still poking out like a turtle's head, stick his bare butt on the pot and he drops his first turd burger in the bowl.

Little did I know later he would actually lay a full log alongside the pool and we would again be heading to the pot with the remaining turtle poo sticking out. 

Overall a very successful potty training day for the Josh-man. 

We're getting there mate. 

A rainy day in Bangkok, think I'll go for a walk.

What do you do at the age of 19 mos and you have a rainy day?  Why not throw your pants off and your gum-boots on, grab your new tricycle and head out for an icy pop and a bit of fresh coconut. Ahh, the day is complete!